My name is Aaron, and I was raised near the core of the earth by a flock of oysters. They brought me up to teach volleyball to Dinosaurs in order to prepare them for their return to the surface. I am also the leading expert in accidental self inflicted injuries, and breaking shit.

Oh and I also claim to be a tattoo artist.

-Aaron is…

Oh shit, follow me on Instagram!

“AARONISFAGSTAGRAMING”